第1个回答 2007-02-28
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Stuart, are you down there?
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Yeah, Mom, I'm here.
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Thank goodness.
You had me worried.
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It's okay.
He's down in the basement.
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-Have you finished packing?
-Yeah, Mom.
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-Did you remember clean underpants?
-Yes.
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-Well, we're leaving in--
-Five minutes.
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I'll be right there.
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Yes!
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Hey, Mr. Big Game Hunter...
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...better take those batteries out
before you cook him.
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Hey, Snowbell.
You all ready for our vacation?
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You call spending the summer
in a cabin in the woods a vacation?
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I call it cruel and unusual
punishment.
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Oh, come on.
Don't you hear the call of the wild?
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Learning to live off the land,
exploring the woods.
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Sleeping in the dirt,
no air conditioning, Lyme disease.
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I hate to burst your bubble,
Daniel Boob, but it's dangerous there.
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The closest you've been
to the woods...
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...is the occasional whiff
of pine air freshener.
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You sound just like Mom and Dad.
But I have instinctive, natural abilities.
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I mean, after all,
I am somewhat like a mouse.
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You're also somewhat
like a mental case.
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This summer is gonna be
a real turning point.
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I'm gonna prove to Mom and Dad...
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...I don't need them
watching my every step.
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I can take care of myself.
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-I don't need to be told what to do.
-Stuart.
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-It's a long drive. Did you go potty?
-Mom!
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The whole neighbourhood
will hear you.
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I'm sure Davy Crockett's mother
asked him the very same question.
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-Monty.
-Oh, man.
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-I didn't believe it.
-Believe what?
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Well, word in the alley is
you are going camping.
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-Camping?
-Now you're gonna have to rough it...
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...just like the rest of us,
Mr. Fancy Pants.
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That's malicious slander.
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-Well, then where are you going?
-Where? Well, to....
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Where? Yes, we're going--
Oh, we're going to a fancy resort.
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It's the Hartz Mountain
Resort and Spa.
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Sounds nice.
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It's paradise.
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All-you-can-eat kibble buffet...
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...whisker waxing,
pawdicure, tail grooming...
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...24-hour Animal Planet.
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Hey, can I come?
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Can you co--? Yeah, well....
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-I don't know.
-Oh, come on, can I come? Please?
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Hey, it's not me, it's the Littles.
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They don't exactly....
Oh, what am I trying to say here?
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They don't like you.
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Well, I guess I know
when I'm not wanted.
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Actually, you don't.
But you're learning.
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And I'll think of you
when I'm eating caviar for breakfast.
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And I'll think of you when I'm--
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-Like taking sardines from a kitten.
-Time to go, Snow.
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Given a choice,
I'd rather be at the vet.
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Come on, come on. Yes!
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-Yes, yes, no, no.
-We're on our way.
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We should be at the lake
in two hours, 34 minutes.
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Well, I'm forgetting
about time altogether.
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I have nothing
on my calendar all summer...
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...but lazy days and carefree nights.
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Hey, Mom, Dad?
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I'm doing research
about Lake Garland.
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There's a group there
called the Lake Scouts.
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-That's good, son.
-I wanna join.
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-That's not so good.
-But it's totally cool.
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They go rock climbing,
boating, exploring.
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-My, that sounds--
-Dangerous.
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Oh, Mom, I'm not a baby.
I can handle it.
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I don't know, Stuart.
Something could happen to you.
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But I want something
to happen to me.
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Stuart, sweetie, I have to put
my foot down and say--
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Yes!
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It might do him some good.
I mean, I myself was a Lake Scout.
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And a pretty darn good one too.
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But he's too small.
Who will take care of him?
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-Well, I will.
-Yeah.
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-You mean...?
-What if I were there?
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-Watching him every step of the way.
-Wait. That's not quite what--
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-Every step?
-Every step.
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-And George can join too.
-No way.
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I've got to get to level 38
by the end of the summer.
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Now, George, it'll be a bonding
experience for us Little men.
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Just testing your reflexes, dear.
And you passed.
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-You'll watch him every minute?
-Every minute.
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Yippee!
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-But there are rules.
-What kind of rules?
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Never wander off by yourself.
Never wander off with someone else.
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No wandering, period.
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Don't sit too close to the fire.
You'll burn yourself.
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Don't sit too far away from the fire.
You'll catch a cold.
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Insect repellent is a must.
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Remember, mosquito's bite
is bacteria's delight.
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I don't know why it has to be
The sky is blue and the grass is green
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And I don't know why it's really true
That one plus one always equals two
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I don't know so I have to guess
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There may be times
When a no means yes
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And maybe, just maybe
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It doesn't really matter
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Hey now look around
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Does anybody know
What's going down
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Hey now it's okay
The world keeps spinning anyway
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Hey now why ask why
Low is low and high is high
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Hey now just let go
It's all right if you really don't know
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Yeah, and I really don't know
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-It's going to need some sprucing up.
-I've seen cleaner litter boxes.
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There goes my summer
with nothing to do.
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Well, it is called "roughing it."
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-A little too rough, if you ask me.
-You're a pioneer now, Snowbell.
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-Get with the program.
-I don't like this program.
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Where's the remote?
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Nothing like the great outdoors, huh?
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The great outdoors
should stay outdoors.
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That's why they invented doors..
to keep the outdoors out.
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Can't wait to become
a Lake Scout, huh, George?
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Stuart, what's the cheat code
for infinite health?
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A-B-B-X-Y.
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Just in time. Thanks.
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Come on, George,
get your head out of the game.
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Look around you.
I mean, you want adventure?
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You never know what you'll find
out here in the woods.
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Well, hello, Diggity!
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What have we here?
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I mean, wouldn't you rather...?
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Little help?
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Wouldn't you rather feel
the wind in your face...
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...than just sit here
punching buttons all day?
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No, too many bugs.
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What about all the stuff
we could learn?
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How to protect yourself
against wild animals.
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Or how to find your way home
if you get lost in the woods.
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You can't get lost in the woods
if you never go into the woods.
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Boy, you've got an answer
for everything.
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-Yep.
-Look at it this way..
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Scouting will teach you
how to stand on your own two feet.
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-Gesundheit.
-Gesundheit.
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How to take care of yourself.
How to be a man.
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You know, Stuart, I'm just not into
this outdoorsy stuff like you are.
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I mean, what will I get
out of the Lake Scouts?
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Hi. I'm Brooke.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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I'm Stuart, and this is
my brother, George.
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You guys gonna join
the Lake Scouts?
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I am, but I don't think
George wants to.
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He's trying to get to level 38
on Cyberdon Rex.
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Good luck without
the unlimited ammo code.
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-Unlimited?
-X-X-Y-A-B-A-B-X.
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Totally cool.
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So when's that Lake Scout signup?
Tomorrow?
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-ls that a cat?
-Nothing gets by this one.
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Better be careful with him.
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-Why's that?
-The Beast.
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-The Beast?
-Yeah, the Beast.
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They say it can hear you
from the other side of the forest.
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And when it drinks from the lake,
the water drops a foot.
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They say it can smell
a drop of blood five miles away.
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So you better keep
your animals inside...
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...because I hear
its favourite food is cats.
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See you around, Stuart. George.
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Boy, she's a piece of work.
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She sure is.
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Does she really expect us to believe
some crazy story about a beast?
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I'll tell you one thing,
if there is a beast...
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...it wouldn't stand a chance
if I ran into it.
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-I'd kick him. I'd tie it in a--
-Let me know how that works out.
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-Snowbell, where are you going?
-To hide.
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Before that Beast gets a whiff
of USDA Prime Snowbell.
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Things weren't bad enough.
Now I have to worry about being eaten?本回答被提问者采纳